"Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore as wise as serpents, and harmless as doves."
~ Matthew 10:16
"My people are destroyed
for lack of knowledge..."
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July 2, 2009:
The Ministry sets up a special investigation committee to investigate the eschatalogical metaphor behind the 2007 movie No Country for Old Men. It is the official position of The Ministry that this is one of the most profound and most portentous motion pictures ever to be made. Listen to Show 208

June 29, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter twelve of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 207

June 27, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter eleven of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Now that we're into the Rockefeller, Morgan, and Carnegie crimes, the chapters keep getting longer. This one goes for almost two hours! Listen to Show 206

June 21, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter ten of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 205

June 21, 2009:
Barry Chamish appeared once more before the Ministry to discuss the intrigues, past and present, behind modern Israel. Listen to Show 204

June 15, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter nine of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 203

June 14, 2009:
Charles Giuliani appeared before the Ministry. Never let it be said that New England is without a watchman on the wall, sounding the alarm from that region of this collapsing civilization. Listen to Show 202

June 13, 2009:
Larry the Contractor Guy appeared once more before the Ministry, this time to discuss Helena Blavatsky, Nazis, Buddhists, and other New Agers. Listen to Show 201

June 12, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter eight of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 200

June 12, 2009:
The other half of the Uticans for 9-11 Truth, Herb Smith, appeared before the Ministry to give us his Top Five Books of All Time that All Dumbhead Americans Ought to Read. Listen to Show 199

June 7, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter seven of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 198

June 5, 2009:
Orwell vs. Huxley: The Ministry sets the record straight. Again. Listen to Show 197

June 5, 2009:
The irrepressible (whatever that means) Andy Senior appeared before the Ministry to give us his Top Five Books of All Time that All Dumbhead Americans Ought to Read. Listen to Show 196

June 4, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter six of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 195

May 30, 2009:
Ev Halliford reappeared before the Ministry to give us an update on Baby Evalynn and to discuss the eugenics agenda behind the medical profession and its implications in understanding the Christian's struggle to find healing in a world which has embraced the "Death Culture." Listen to Show 194

May 30, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter five of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 193

May 28, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter four of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 192

May 25, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter three of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 191

May 23, 2009:
Returning guest Shane Dayton appeared before the Ministry to discuss the most publicized of all the "muckrakers," Upton Sinclair. Listen to Show 190

May 23, 2009:
Gordon took part in the second episode of Watchmen on the Wall. Listen to Show 189

May 17, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter two of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 188

May 15, 2009:
The Ministry investigates an idea whose time has come (again). Listen to Show 187

May 11, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter one of volume four of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 186

May 9, 2009:
Let it not be said that Texas is without a watchman on the wall. Enter Larry the Contractor Guy. Listen to Show 185

May 5, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter twelve of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 184

May 2, 2009:
Ex-Marine-turned-Watcher-on-the-Wall Scott Sepanek appeared before the Ministry to discuss his website and what it's like to be stranded and thirsty for the Truth in a spiritual desert. Listen to Show 183

April 25, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter eleven of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 182

April 20, 2009:
Gordon took part in the augural episode of The Watchmen on the Wall. Listen to Show 181

April 18, 2009:
At long last we hear from Ev Halliford and Randy Maugans and get their "Top Five Books that Every American Ought to Read." Incidentally, the extremely informative show of Randy's which Gordon references during his interview of Randy can be found here: "Not of Our Own Making, i.e., "The Murta-Bing Show." Listen to Show 180

April 13, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter ten of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 179

April 11, 2009:
The Ministry reports on its present status, then conducts an investigation into how serious Jesus was when He said that "the love of money is the root of all evil": Did Jesus really mean the root of ALL evil?--or did He maybe even mean it was the root of AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL evil? Well, if you've been following along in the Gustavus Myers book, then you already know the answer. Listen to Show 178

April 10, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters eight and nine of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 177

April 7, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter seven of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 176

April 6, 2009:
(Recorded a few weeks ago; the last recorded show done before Gordon walked away for a couple months.) The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter six of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 175

March 27, 2009:
This is the Ministry's "almost lost episode." Most of it was recorded weeks ago. We weren't sure if we'd ever rescue this one, but here it is. It's Gordon examining Isaiah 3:12 and comparing it with today's radically egalitarian culture. This one goes for almost two hours, so make sure your mp3 players are set to stun. Listen to Show 174

March 6, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter five of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 173

February 27, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter four of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 172

February 20, 2009:
The legendary Vyzygoth and the perspicacious Paul Sandhu appeared before the Ministry to discuss their respective Top Five Books of All-Time that Every American Should Read. Listen to Show 171

February 13, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter three of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 170

February 6, 2009:
Returning guest Darryl Eberhart appeared before the Ministry to discuss the JFK assassination (Part Two). Listen to Show 169

January 30, 2009:
Returning guest Darryl Eberhart appeared before the Ministry to discuss the JFK assassination. Listen to Show 168

January 23, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter two of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. (Note: There is a two-minute audio-technical problem from about the 10-minute point to the 12-minute point. The rest of the show is okay.) Listen to Show 167

January 16, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter one of volume three of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 166

January 16, 2009:
Ev Halliford appeared before the Ministry once again, this time to discuss the significance of the Greek language in the formation of the New Testament. Listen to Show 165

January 14, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters nine and ten of volume two of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 164

January 12, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter eight, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 163

January 10, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter seven, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 162

January 7, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter six, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 161

January 4, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter five, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 160

January 1, 2009:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter four, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 159

December 30, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter three, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 158

December 26, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters one and two, volume two, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 157

December 22, 2008:
Sgt. Rock, a.k.a. Sgt. Matthew Tartaglia, appeared once more before the Ministry, this time for a full-on four-hour end-of-the-year update. Listen to Show 156 Part One Listen to Show 156 Part Two

December 19, 2008:
Ev Halliford appeared once more before the Ministry, this time to present the results of his official investigation into 19th century Russian author Fyodor Dostoyevski. Listen to Show 155

December 16, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: Here we go with part two of the Ministry's official investigation into the life of Aldous Huxley. Listen to Show 154

December 12, 2008:
Well, we did Orwell, so you knew this was inevitable at some point: This is part one of the Ministry's official investigation into the life of Aldous Huxley. Listen to Show 153

December 9, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: Guess we'll just call this one the Threshing Floor of Truth with Randy Maugans. The topic?--The heresy of the Romans 13 "unlimited submission" doctrine. Listen to Show 152

December 5, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters five and six, volume one, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 151

December 3, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters three and four, volume one, of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 150

November 28, 2008:
This week the venerable Ralph Epperson appeared before the Ministry to discuss the infamous Albert Pike. Listen to Show 149

November 25, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter two, volume one of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 148

November 21, 2008:
This week Andy Senior and Herb Smith, better known as the Uticans for 9/11 Truth appeared before the Ministry to help investigate the investigators. Listen to Show 147

November 18, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapter one, volume one of Gustavus Myers's History of the Great American Fortunes. Listen to Show 146

November 14, 2008:
Watchman on the wall James Lloyd appeared before the Ministry to puncture a big balloon of hot air that a few American pharisees have been blowing up for the last hundred years or so. Listen to Show 145

November 10, 2008:
Special Episode: "On the Cusp of Persecution in America": Yea, the time cometh, when the corporate whore "churches" that killeth you will think that they doeth God service. Gird up thy loins, O Remnant. Here we go. Listen to Show 144

November 7, 2008:
The Ministry concludes its investigation of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 143

November 4, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 108 through 110 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 142

October 31, 2008:
Once again Shane Dayton appeared before the Ministry, this time to take part in an official investigation of 20th century dystopian literature. Listen to Show 141

October 29, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 102 through 107 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 140

October 24, 2008:
Ev Halliford returns with still more true and inconvenient facts about Russian history. Listen to Show 139

October 21, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 99 through 101 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 138

October 17, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 96 through 98 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 137

October 14, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 93 through 95 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 136

October 10, 2008:
At long last, fellow watchman on the wall Paul Sandhu appeared before the Ministry. Listen to Show 135

October 8, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 90 through 92 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 134

October 3, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 87 through 89 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 133

September 30, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 84 through 86 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 132

September 26, 2008:
Meet Pastor Matt Trewhella. Real man, real pastor of a real New Testament church. Just think: If we only had a few more like him... Listen to Show 131

September 24, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 79 through 83 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 130

September 19, 2008:
Ev Halliford returns to the Ministry to give us a lesson on Russian history and the reality behind the recent developments in Georgia. Listen to Show 129

September 17, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 76 through 78 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 128

September 16, 2008:
Gordon was on Vyzygoth's Beyond the Grassy Knoll show for two hours with fellow watchmen on the wall Paul Sandhu and Randy Maugans. Listen to Show 127

September 12, 2008:
Jacob Eckstein appeared before the Ministry to discuss the hidden symbologies of sun worship, past and present. Listen to Show 126

September 9, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 73 through 75 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 125

September 5, 2008:
The irrepressible Darryl Eberhart discusses his latest article and gives us the rest of his "22 Reasons." Listen to Show 124

September 2, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 70 through 72 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 123

August 29, 2008:
The irrepressible Darryl Eberhart discusses his latest article and gives us the first four of his "22 Reasons." Listen to Show 122

August 26, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 66 through 69 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 121

August 22, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 64 and 65 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 120

August 20, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 62 and 63 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 119

August 15, 2008:
Writer and American literature historian Shane Dayton appeared before the Ministry to discuss the prescience of yet another 20th century dystopian writer: Sinclair Lewis. Listen to Show 118

August 12, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 60 and 61 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 117

August 8, 2008:
Mike Caraway and Bridget Conroy of Arizona Skywatch appeared before the Ministry to give us the low down on what's going on high up. Talking about chemtrails, folks. Listen to Show 116

August 5, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 57 through 59 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 115

August 1, 2008:
Ev Halliford appeared once more before the Ministry, this time to knock that silly fake halo off "Saint" Augustine's head and use it for a frisbee. Intellectually speaking, of course. By the way, if you'd like to give a message to Ev, email the Ministry and we'll pass it along. Listen to Show 114

July 29, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 55 and 56 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 113

July 25, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 51 through 54 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 112

July 22, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 47 through 50 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 111

July 18, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 43 through 46 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 110

July 15, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 40 through 42 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 109

July 11, 2008:
We never went to the Moon. Deal with it. It was all a fraud. Apollo nothing. Big scam. Follow the money. Oldschool inventor and researcher Ralph Renes appeared before the Ministry to confirm what we all should have already known. Listen to Show 108

July 8, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRU: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 35 through 39 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 107

July 4, 2008:
The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 31 through 34 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 106

July 1, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRUE: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 26 through 30 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 105

June 27, 2008:
Returning guest Darryl Eberhart stopped by the Ministry to chat about what the Antichrist has been up to lately. Listen to Show 104

June 24, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRUE: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 22 through 25 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 103

June 20, 2008:
This week Dr. David Kennedy appeared before the Ministry to blow the whistle on the hideous Fluoride Deception. Listen to Show 102

June 16, 2008:
MIDWEEK MINITRUE: The Ministry conducts an investigation into chapters 18 through 21 of the late Maureen Heaton's unpublished manuscript The Impossible Dream. Listen to Show 101

ARCHIVED SHOWS 77-100:
Shows 77 through 100 are available on CD archive for "book barter." This is your chance to contribute to The Ministry. Go to the CONTACT page and send an email to the Ministry for details. Featured guests for those shows include:

Elijah (Ex-Black Helicopter Crewmember), Col. Dan Marvin, Pastor Richard Rives, Ev Halliford (4x), Matt Ravenhouk, Frank Lordi, Ingri Cassel and Walene James, Vyzygoth, Walter Burien, Brother T, Scott Johnson, Dr. Samuel Gipp, and Don Richardson. In addition, the Ministry conducts its own investigation of the Root Canal Coverup, Ian Slater’s Road to Airstrip One, Samuel Morse's Imminent Dangers, and Maureen Heaton's The Impossible Dream.

ARCHIVED SHOWS 51-76:
Shows 51 through 76 are available on CD archive for "book barter." This is your change to contribute to The Ministry. Go to the CONTACT page and send an email to the Ministry for details. Featured guests for those shows include:

Pastor Richard Mooneyhan, Steven Michael Schroeder, Darryl Eberhart, Pastor D.G. Massad, Eric Jon Phelps (2x), Randy Maugans, Barry Chamish, Dean Gotcher, Bill Zabel (2x), The Legendary Vyzygoth, Randy Maugans and Sue Patterson, Charles Wilcox, and Tom Weiss. In addition, the Ministry conducts its own investigation of the History of the Waldenses, Samuel Morse’s Foreign Conspiracy, and the 501c3/State Incorporated Church Heresy.

ARCHIVED SHOWS 26-50:
Shows 26 through 50 are available on CD archive for "book barter." This is your chance to contribute to The Ministry. Go to the CONTACT page and send an email to the Ministry for details. Featured guests for those shows include:

John Klar, Kris Millegan, The Legendary Vyzygoth, Dr. John Breeding, Barry Chamish, Ralph Epperson, Dr. Phillip Johnson, John Daniel, Mary Tocco, Darryl Eberhart, Steve Wohlberg, Barbara Ketay, Matthew Tartaglia (2x), Charles Wilcox, Jeff Cross (2x), Betty Martini, Kelly Raber, Walt Williams, Jeff Triplett, Tenna Merchant, and Randy Maugans. In addition, the Ministry also conducts its own investigation of the Star of Solomon.

ARCHIVED SHOWS 1-25:
Shows 1 through 25 are available on CD archive for "book barter." This is your chance to contribute to The Ministry. Go to the CONTACT page and send an email to the Ministry for details. Featured guests for those shows include:

The Legendary Vyzygoth, Charles Wilcox, Pastor Michael Slattery, John Daniel, Eric Jon Phelps (2x), Darryl Eberhart (2x), Steve Wohlberg, John Klar, Bill Hughes, Dr. Rebecca Carley, Dr. D.A. Waite, Pastor Butch Paugh, Rex Curry, Kent Bentkowski, Steven Michael Schroeder, Wendy Callahan, Pastor Garrett Lear, Matthew Tartaglia (2x), Pastor John Weaver, Charlotte Iserbyt, and Pastor Greg Dixon. In addition, the Ministry also conducts its own investigation of the novel 1984.